Here are some funny wishes, quotes and Resolutions to share with your friends on Whatsapp, Facebook etc.
The New Year brings new
hope, aspirations and challenges. This is the time of the year to leave behind
all sorrows, worries and failures and welcome a new beginning.
People across the world
welcome the New Year by partying and wishing their loved ones. They expect to
correct their failures and set a roadmap for the goals they wish to achieve in
the next 12 months.
People also make New Year
resolutions with the hopes that they fulfil the promise made to them. It is a
new beginning and people start it on a positive note. Even as they make plans
to get closer to their dreams, they start the new beginning by celebrating the
occasion and wishing their friends and family.
Here, we have compiled
funny quotes and resolutions to add a little humour to the celebration.
A
New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card
won't start over with a blank slate.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
I made no
resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticising,
sanctioning and moulding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
New
Year Resolution: Tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they
burn down your privacy!
May god inspire you to finally enrol in that anger management
course in New Year!
If I had
done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do
it over and over again.
Good
resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no
account.
Maturity
is when you realise that New Year won't change your life.
I will conserve water this year. I will do the laundry less but
use deodorant more. Happy New Year!
If
nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of
complaining!
This New Year I'm on a lookout for a bank that will give me a
big loan and then forget me forever.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's
resolutions! -Joey Adams
